Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Danger Zone: John Wick VS Jacket

HOTLINE, HUNG UP, AND PUT ON HOLD

John Wick, the Baba Yaga.

Jacket, the Miami Maniac.

A Soviet-born man and a man who kills Soviets walk into a bar. Somebody wants someone dead, so they sent these two in. They’re both armed and dangerous, and regardless of whether they do it for a living or for the love of the game, they’re here to kill each other. In this battle, the disco lights of a nightclub aren’t the only things that will light up a room. When the muzzles start flashing and the blood hits the dance-floor, it’s our job to determine who would win… a DEATH BATTLE!

Thursday, August 13, 2026

Danger Zone: Aiden Pearce VS Dokkaebi

 

Aiden Pearce, the Grey Fox of Chicago.


Dokkaebi, Team Rainbow’s resident hacking specialist.


The future is now. In the backdrop of society, there exists secret organizations and those who enjoy manipulating millions in the shadows. It is up to these unassuming greyhat hackers to reveal those organizations to the shadows, to bring their shameful actions into the public eye.


However, as you might know, this backdoor isn’t open to everyone. When these two brilliant technophiles come into conflict, there’s going to be more than just a few security breaches going on. In this case, you’ll have to ask ChatGPT* one amazing question: Who would win… a DEATH BATTLE!?


*This is a joke. Do not fucking do this. Seriously.